"DoTA" by Basshunter, remixed by Nepeta Zahhak (me)
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:33 < so, are you tired of having an endless backlog of retro and modern vidyagaems that you know you will nevfur, evfur finish? Are you tired of constantly shifting through rom after rom, struggling to find anything worth your time? do you simply want to get into retro gaming, but don't know where to start, or, are you like me, tired of wasting your money on shit you don't like and modern gaming scams, and just want one, final, definitive list to spend the rest of time with? well, you are very lucky coming here! because i have the purrfect list just for you!!! :33!!!1

:33 < this library is my own purrsonal library. And in my opinion, is the best, most essential library crafted (totally unbiased). I guarantee every gamer will enjoy at least a section of this selection. And hopefully, it is able to fill your cravepit and end your never-ending quest of blowing money and storage on games you'll never, ever, play.


:33 < this collection is geared around emulation. So super-modern games will not be added. This list also aims for as much variety as possible, so only one game from each series (aside from Final Fantasy) is allowed in the list. Finally, this list is ordered by console, not by best-to-worst or etc.

:33 < i do believe anything regarded as "abandonware" should be made free, which is currently everything between Gen 1 to Gen 7, as well as Gen 8's handhelds. This is because companies no longer profit off of the original versions of these games, instead making Remastered or Remake versions which are, 90% of the time, inferior product. Thus, if no one is making money off of and/or selling these old games, in their original format on their original hardware, it is not harming anyone to emulate the game, as you cannot steal an item from a store that isn't in there.

:33 < meowever, any games exclusive to home consoles from Gen8 (WiiU, PS4, XB1), Gen9 (Switch, PS5, XBS), or GenX (Switch 2) will not be added, as they are still being sold and companies are still profiting from them, and thus, it is truly stealing, and thus illegal. These games are not abandonware yet, they are still in circulation, and thus I recommend that if you wish to play them, to buy them. Besides, current emulation for all of the above suck mean dick.

:33 < tl;dr, You should have to pay $59.99 for modern masterpieces like Lies of P. Buy them. You should not have to pay for NES games that are withering away. Do whatever with them.

:33 < (P.S.: buying reproduction carts from 3rd party sellers is just as illegal, if not leagues more illegal, than just pirating the games for free, according to US and JP copyright law. so dying on that hill is embarrassing and makes you look dumb. :33. it is also against many companies terms of service, including Nintendo's, to sell and buy games second-hand on eBay or other similar mediums. It is also illegal, in Japan, to sell Japanese games to other markets. so, seriously, wasting money to buy retro games is genuinely pointless and it is not more moral, efficient, or even legal. there is no goddamn reason to pay for games on dying, decaying hardware. just download them.)

:33 < (P.S.S.: for legal reasons, I totally don't and definitely would never condone piracy under any circumstances and the above statements, except for those promoting glorious capitalism, are obviously all jokes, smiley face.)


:33 < each game has a link, click them to see my full review and opinion on each title.

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Retro Collection (00-99)
:33 < a collection of games from Gen1 - Gen5. Gen6 is mostly handheld tiles, but has one title each for Dreamcast and Xbox. Gen7 is handheld only.
:33 < these measures were put in place to ensure this collection runs on any modern piece of hardware, including very low end Android devices.
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00. Beamrider
01. The Challenge of Nexar
02. Ninja Golf
03. Adventures of Lolo III
04. Farming Mushrooms in LoWaS
05. Neo Heiankyo Alien
06. Ninja Gaiden
07. Pac-Man Championship Edition NES
08. Pentris
09. TouHou Rououmu
10. Golvellius
11. Block Out
12. Arkanoid - Doh! It Again
13. Bahamut Lagoon
14. Magical Pop'n
15. Slayers
16. Super Mario All-Stars + Super Mario World
17. Super Metroid
18. Terranigma
19. Umiwara Kawase
20. A Dream I Had
21. Donkey Kong GB
22. Trip World
23. X
24. Advanced Busterhawk Gleylancer
25. Marble Madness
26. Mega Marble World
27. Shaq-Fu
28. Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles
29. Williams' Arcade Greatest Hits
30. Dragon Crystal
31. Devil's Crush
32. Xevious: Fradraut Saga
33. The King of Fighters 2000
34. Magical Drop III
35. Twinkle Star Sprites
36. WakuWaku 7
37. Conker's Bad Fur Day
38. Kirby 64 - The Crystal Shards
39. Mischief Makers
40. Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64
41. Smash Remix
42. Wetrix
43. Crystal Depths
44. Repugnant Bounty
45. Shantae
46. Baroque
47. Daytona USA
48. Fighters Megamix
49. Puzzle Link 2
50. Battle QIX
51. D
52. Dance Dance Revolution 5thMix
53. IQ
54. iS
55. Jellyfish, the Healing Friend
56. Klonoa: Door to Phantomile
57. LSD Dream Emulator
58. Puyo Puyo Box
59. Roll Away
60. Um Jammer Lammy
61. Valkyrie Profile
62. bit Generations
63. Bookworm
64. Boulder Dash EX
65. DOOM
66. The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
67. Magical Vacation
68. MoeMon Star Emerald
69. Mother 3
70. Rhythm Tengoku
71. Sigma Star Saga
72. Yggdra Union
73. Sengoku Turb
74. Jet Set Radio Future
75. Dicing Knight.
76. Bejeweled 3
77. Cookie Shop
78. Mega Man Zero Collection
79. n+
80. Peggle Dual Shot
81. Professor Layton and the Lost Future
82. Super Collapse! 3
83. Tomodachi Collection
84. Trauma Center: Under the Knife 2
85. Tropix... Your Island Getaway!
86. WarioWare: DIY!
87. WireWay
88. 2-in-1: Archer MacLean's Mercury and Mercury Meltdown
89. 30! Half-Minute Hero
90. BLACK*ROCK SHOOTER The Game
91. Castlevania Dracula X Chronicles
92. CladDun - This is an RPG
93. Corpse Party
94. Dissidia 012 duodecim Final Fantasy
95. Echochrome
96. Fate-Tiger Colosseum UPPER Magical
97. Grand Theft Auto: Libery City Stories
98. Mana Khemia
99. SoulCalibur: Broken Destiny
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:33 < want even more, fur some reason? well that ruins the purrpose of the list, but, whatevfur. s33 my "Top 1000 Games Evfur" list and then s33 if you really n33d more than that.